Accountants And Their Blue Tape
Accounting Firm | Leicester, UK
(A client calls us requesting we email him a scan of a document. We promptly send this over to him and he calls back almost immediately.)
Client: “This scan you have sent me only has one page of the document and the rest of it is pornography!”
Me: “I’m sorry? There is certainly no chance that this contains any pornography. It looks perfectly fine from our end.
Client: “But there is. I am looking at it right now!”
Me: “Which button are you clicking? The one that says ‘Next Page’ or ‘Next Document’?”
Client: “Why does that matter?”
Me: “Well if you are clicking Next Document, you are currently looking at all of the pornography that you have recently been viewing on your computer.”
Client: “F***!” *hangs up*
H/T Not Always Right
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