Friday, August 30, 2013

Oh Thank God

Ear Leader issued an executive order barring the reimportation of surplus military rifles such as the M-1 Garand and M-1 Carbine.  Well, thank God for that.  We all know that those rifles have been used in so many crimes.

Now, I guess Obumbles is considering unilateral military strikes against Syria.  You know, he never called out his predecessor for doing that kind of thing.  No hypocrisy here, move along.

Well, we should strike Syria immediately because they have such a huge arsenal of weapons that can strike the US.  We can't have muslim terrorists striking the US directly.  That might undermine the damage that the moron-in-chief is already doing.

How can anyone with a functioning brain read the news and not get pissed off?  I just don't get it.  It's one of the top reasons I haven't been posting that much lately.  I get most of the fodder for my rants from news stories and I can't read it without becoming almost RCOB angry.

I know many websites that are preparing for the zombie apocalypse.  I have a news flash for you guys, you're too late.  It already happened.  Who do you think reelected that big eared clown?  I'm even seriously considering not carrying a gun at work anymore because I swear I may lose my shit and shoot the next kool aid drinker that tells me about what a great job Obambi is doing (well, I won't but the temptation is screaming my name).  You call the utter destruction of the American economy a good job?  You call turning millions of hard working Americans into part time employees a good job?  You think $3.79 a gallon for gas signifies a good job?  This country needs an enema.

An Ambassador gets butchered and (p)resident fuckwit goes back to bed while his secretary of stupid says "what difference does it make?" and the zombies who voted for this madness just shuffle on.  Police departments all over the nation are suffering budget cut backs and laying off officers but the gubmint gives them armored vehicles and tries to restrict the 2nd Amendment?  Are you fucking serious?  Who the fuck are you writing speeding tickets to anyway?  Is this how the game is played on whatever planet you come from?

I truly don't want to live on this planet any more.  I think this is why the aliens from other planets just buzz earth and then go home.  They take a look at how fucked up we are, have a good laugh and realize that maybe home isn't so bad after all.  I wish they'd stop long enough for me to pack a bag and go with them.  I could put up with a little anal probing from them to get away from the serious ass raping we're getting here.

I'm going to go read Brigid now, she always makes me feel better.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Holy Hell, Am I Ever Behind

Yeah, I'm so far behind that I forgot to congratulate the Chicago Blackhawks on the Stanley cup. 

I forgot both of my traditional early August posts (the 6th and 9th for those who know history). 

The most recent event is from this last weekend.  I would like to congratulate the Carolina Crown Drum and Bugle Corps for winning their first ever DCI World Championship title.

From DCI.org:

Carolina Crown became a World Class World Champion for the first time in drum corps history Saturday, Aug. 10, as the 2013 DCI World Championships concluded at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis.
Not since 1996 has DCI named a first-time World Champion, and never before has it had a Champion that started as an Open Class/Division II corps.

So, hearty congratulations to Carolina Crown and best wishes for many more.  This made sweeter by having edged out 14 time DCI champion Blue Devils by .25.  You did good Carolina Crown, real good and as little as it matters to the universe, I'm proud of you.