The Wisdom of The Anarchangel

He starts it like this:

Arrighty then... You've just seen "Sin City" or "Pulp Fiction"... or maybe you've been watching too many episodes of "The Unit", but you've got the itch.

You're a gun owner already, or at least you've shot before; and all the gun rags are full of them... but you don't know anything about them.

Maybe you've only shot your dads .22

Maybe, god forbid, you're a Glock shooter...

And now... you want the purest expression of personal defensive firearms perfection ever created. Gods gift to gunnies, through the genius of Holy St. John Moses Browning.

You need a 1911.

But, how do you get started? Who do you ask? Won't my counterstrike guild hate me for abandoning the church of St. Gaston? Won't the gun shop mafia laugh at me for not knowing about the holy hogleg?

Nay my son; the church of Browning is a forgiving church. We, like the Jesuits, understand that once presented with the light of truth; mans great gift from god of reason, will lead him to the righteous path.

We do not fear, or hate our misguided "safe action" brethren; for they know not what they do. We love and pray that they will see the light.

For the finish...Go read.

He's right you know. The 1911 is the premier goblin remover on planet earth. Designed to take down drug crazed natives with a single round using ball ammunition (AKA FMJ) it has served our nation's military and law enforcement communities with honor for over 90 years. You don't have to worry about it ripping through your goblin and tearing off down the street like you do with so many modern "super rounds" and it just plain works.

Take a look at the competition shoots in your area, go watch one. Pay close attention and tell me what you see. Want me to tell you? 1911's. Real serious shooters are swinging 1911's and the military is slowly and stealthily moving back to a 1911 or a 1911 variant. You just can't go wrong with it. More tools, more toys, more modifications, more reliability. It's time to just face facts boys and girls. John Moses Browning was a genius and his pistol is the ultimate in defense.