Darwin Strikes Again

I would like you to go read this. Take a towel with you because the laughter that this will provoke is sure to leave you snorting coffee through your nose. You see, it seems that an animal rights flake has become a tasty treat for a cheetah at a zoo in the EUrinal.

The animal rights crowd is, of course, screaming that the zoo is now unsafe and must be closed. How typical is that? You have the brilliant idea to climb into a cage with a carnivorous predator and you're surprised when it eats you? THIS is why I think we just need to let Darwin have his way in the world.

See, it's like this, kitty gets a free meal, the zoo should say thank you for saving us the money. The world has one less stupid person in it, we should all write the animal rights group in question and thank them.

One thing here that really bothers me is, why in the hell would you blame an animal for doing what it does? I used to see this with my ex wife, she would feed peanuts to the local squirrels, then bitch because they dig up her flower bulbs. Honey, that's what squirrels do. You, YOU, encourage them by feeding them, don't bitch when they do squirrel stuff. Same thing here, cheetahs eat meat. YOU are meat! This is kinda shocking isn't it? You are a snack for a cheetah. They don't want you to pet them, they don't want to be nice to you, they want you to die so that they can eat you. It's what they do. They're predators stupid. She's the stupid shit that got into the cage, why is it the animal's fault? For that matter, how does it make the zoo unsafe because YOU were stupid and got into a cage with a meat eating predator? What happened to personal responsibility?